A weaker, unfairer
country
with less
opportunity

A weaker, unfairer
country with
less opportunity

You can't pick the UK's next Prime Minister from this selection

But it doesn't matter, all you need to know is that they're the same usual awful tories that have been ruining your life at every opportunity.

Who?Exactly. Mark Harper, used to be in charge of making the other tories fall in line instead of representing you.
The "Sensible" OneTory Rory (Stewart), yeah he sounds ok, but still wants brexit, and voted for the bedroom tax.
The Walking Daily Mail HeadlineSajid Javid, says refugees are raping our children, and is also unsure where rascists get their ideas.
That One Off The Telly, You Know GMTV presenter Esther McVey uses short words and tilts her head like a puppy, because she's just like you and brexit is complicated but don't you worry about that dear.
Couldn't Do BrexitDominic "where's France" Raab, was in charge of Brexit, couldn't do Brexit, thinks he can do Brexit.
Absolutely Definitely Won't Sell The NHS, winkBut Matt Hancock is a tory, so has been selling the NHS for years already. But you can trust him!
Jeremy "Hunt"Thinks austerity is "genius" and spent his time with the NHS setting it up for failure and privatisation
PobMichael Gove, privatised half the secondary schools in the UK and got away with it because it's hard to look at him and take him seriously.
F*ck BusinessNational embarrassement, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, literally never done anything useful in his career, but gets paid £2,291 per hour to write about how great the tories are.
Doesn't She Look HarmlessAndrea "Loathsome" Leadsome, was in charge of looking after the environment, had to ask if climate change is real.